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virtueatsea: trav wants gta4
the holbrooklyn: dont you need a PS3 for that
virtueatsea: xbox
virtueatsea: fuckbox
the holbrooklyn: pfffft
the holbrooklyn: whatever
the holbrooklyn: xbox
virtueatsea: its so intimidating
virtueatsea: why would i buy my high school bully?
the holbrooklyn: Nintendo is your friend you can watch the Simpsons with, but also go to when you break up with your girlfriend
the holbrooklyn: "dude i know how much you loved Shauna, but yknow what? You deserve better, and you know that. Want to play some MarioKart? Take your mind off it?"
the holbrooklyn: yes nintendo, yes i do
virtueatsea: HAHAHAH
virtueatsea: hey man, you know what...use my controller
virtueatsea: really?
virtueatsea: yeah
the holbrooklyn: Xbox is so ready to say "Why dont you cry about it, you fag."
virtueatsea: i feel like xbox sometimes lets you be part of making fun of other people, but ultimately he always turns on you too
virtueatsea: and you just have to ride the bus with him
the holbrooklyn: HAHAha
the holbrooklyn: PS3 is that one group of super nerdy weirdo friends you dont like being seen in public with
the holbrooklyn: but can talk about Lord of the Rings with
virtueatsea: hahahahahahah
virtueatsea: ps3 used to be your good friend before high school, and youd feel bad not to still say hey when you see him at lunch
the holbrooklyn: thats EXACTLY it
the holbrooklyn: me and PS1 were so close when we played Final Fantasy 7
the holbrooklyn: and we had good times with GTA3
the holbrooklyn: but now....i dont know PS3...we just have different priorities in life
the holbrooklyn: Blu-Ray? What? Im sorry, i just dont care. I just want to drive go-carts
virtueatsea: but your mom still asks about ps3

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