April 29, 2008

The nuances of next gen consoles.

  • virtueatsea: trav wants gta4
  • the holbrooklyn: dont you need a PS3 for that
  • virtueatsea: xbox
  • virtueatsea: fuckbox
  • the holbrooklyn: pfffft
  • the holbrooklyn: whatever
  • the holbrooklyn: xbox
  • virtueatsea: its so intimidating
  • virtueatsea: why would i buy my high school bully?
  • the holbrooklyn: Nintendo is your friend you can watch the Simpsons with, but also go to when you break up with your girlfriend
  • the holbrooklyn: "dude i know how much you loved Shauna, but yknow what? You deserve better, and you know that. Want to play some MarioKart? Take your mind off it?"
  • the holbrooklyn: yes nintendo, yes i do
  • virtueatsea: HAHAHAH
  • virtueatsea: hey man, you know what...use my controller
  • virtueatsea: really?
  • virtueatsea: yeah
  • the holbrooklyn: Xbox is so ready to say "Why dont you cry about it, you fag."
  • virtueatsea: i feel like xbox sometimes lets you be part of making fun of other people, but ultimately he always turns on you too
  • virtueatsea: and you just have to ride the bus with him
  • the holbrooklyn: HAHAha
  • the holbrooklyn: PS3 is that one group of super nerdy weirdo friends you dont like being seen in public with
  • the holbrooklyn: but can talk about Lord of the Rings with
  • virtueatsea: hahahahahahah
  • virtueatsea: ps3 used to be your good friend before high school, and youd feel bad not to still say hey when you see him at lunch
  • the holbrooklyn: thats EXACTLY it
  • the holbrooklyn: me and PS1 were so close when we played Final Fantasy 7
  • the holbrooklyn: and we had good times with GTA3
  • the holbrooklyn: but now....i dont know PS3...we just have different priorities in life
  • the holbrooklyn: Blu-Ray? What? Im sorry, i just dont care. I just want to drive go-carts
  • virtueatsea: but your mom still asks about ps3