I try. _uacct = "UA-4130766-1"; urchinTracker(); Tumblr (3.0; @kevinroyden)http://kevinroyden.tumblr.com/<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkDI_spL0HQ"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gkDI_spL0HQ" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Blind boy uses sonar to detect outside world.</p> <p>He needs to fight crime.</p>http://kevinroyden.tumblr.com/post/40563984http://kevinroyden.tumblr.com/post/40563984Tue, 01 Jul 2008 10:32:10 -0500<a href="http://www.rollingstone.com/reviews/movie/16155928/review/21477208/the_dark_knight">ROLLING STONE DARK KNIGHT REVIEW</a>: <p>“a thunderbolt is about to rip into the blanket of bland we call summer movies. <i>The Dark Knight</i>, director Christopher Nolan’s absolute stunner of a follow-up to 2005’s <i>Batman Begins</i>, is a potent provocation decked out as a comic-book movie.”</p> <p>I thought my excitement level had peaked. Wrong.</p>http://kevinroyden.tumblr.com/post/39972989http://kevinroyden.tumblr.com/post/39972989Thu, 26 Jun 2008 16:31:35 -0500<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/u3BS7FyI8amk7y7fHhJDG8ab_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>(via <a href="http://bullshit.tumblr.com/">bullshit</a>)http://kevinroyden.tumblr.com/post/39703039http://kevinroyden.tumblr.com/post/39703039Tue, 24 Jun 2008 17:00:05 -0500<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/bGjfANdAGamecjhuFPThgFkQ_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>Oddly depressing.http://kevinroyden.tumblr.com/post/39683455http://kevinroyden.tumblr.com/post/39683455Tue, 24 Jun 2008 13:44:56 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6nDyeV0i6w"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/e6nDyeV0i6w" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>This Skittles spot makes me laugh outloud each and every time.http://kevinroyden.tumblr.com/post/39548052http://kevinroyden.tumblr.com/post/39548052Mon, 23 Jun 2008 14:00:30 -0500<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/yYVS2ZIYLagayxa4Ny1lweJZ_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote>via <a href="http://www.verbalcartoonist.com"><a href="http://www.verbalcartoonist.com">www.verbalcartoonist.com</a></a> </blockquote>http://kevinroyden.tumblr.com/post/39168408http://kevinroyden.tumblr.com/post/39168408Fri, 20 Jun 2008 10:15:55 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hg1LEsSeYJw"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Hg1LEsSeYJw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><b>La Pequeña Hillary Clinton</b></p> <p>One of the creepiest things i’ve seen in quite some time.</p>http://kevinroyden.tumblr.com/post/39050235http://kevinroyden.tumblr.com/post/39050235Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:16:00 -0500<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/bGjfANdAGaf3s3p7FXbRPVfb_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>Sounds about right.http://kevinroyden.tumblr.com/post/39042677http://kevinroyden.tumblr.com/post/39042677Thu, 19 Jun 2008 11:14:53 -0500<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/bGjfANdAGaf2nydl898OuMxK_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>I heart this photo.http://kevinroyden.tumblr.com/post/39039543http://kevinroyden.tumblr.com/post/39039543Thu, 19 Jun 2008 10:43:41 -0500<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/v6rsP0Lfoadvxsxjpr63yOpz_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>MySpace</p> <p>via <a href="http://blog.jakoblodwick.com/post/38929309/myspace">jakoblodwick</a></p>http://kevinroyden.tumblr.com/post/38934226http://kevinroyden.tumblr.com/post/38934226Wed, 18 Jun 2008 15:34:11 -0500<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/bGjfANdAGadnsvagG6k5aq4X_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>I hope I never need to buy this for Kevin Royden Jr.http://kevinroyden.tumblr.com/post/38904331http://kevinroyden.tumblr.com/post/38904331Wed, 18 Jun 2008 10:59:00 -0500<a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1273232.ece">BABY BORN WITH PENIS ON BACK</a>: So, um, before we have sex there’s something I need to tell you…http://kevinroyden.tumblr.com/post/38900903http://kevinroyden.tumblr.com/post/38900903Wed, 18 Jun 2008 10:34:00 -0500<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/bGjfANdAGa6omff44h6tldtB_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>THE MANWICH</b></p> <p>+ 2 slices of Swiss and American cheese</p> <p>+ 2 slices of smoked turkey</p> <p>+ 6 slices of pepperoni</p> <p>+ 4 slices of bacon</p> <p>+ 9 mushrooms</p> <p>+ Mayo</p> <p>+ Mustard</p> <p>+ Pepper</p> <p>I grew chest hair and punched a cop right after eating it.</p>http://kevinroyden.tumblr.com/post/38301080http://kevinroyden.tumblr.com/post/38301080Fri, 13 Jun 2008 13:48:00 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://kevinroyden.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/38012973/bGjfANdAGa3lvexkDuQqsrMW&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>Sigur Ros in Omaha tonight.</p> <p>me = excited.</p>http://kevinroyden.tumblr.com/post/38012973http://kevinroyden.tumblr.com/post/38012973Wed, 11 Jun 2008 10:08:00 -0500<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/HrWF9rghha14g57fQqXzKCpE_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote>No… we’re definitely not afraid of an interoffice wall sit competition.</blockquote> <p>I went in confident but lost.</p> <p>via <a href="http://tylerriewer.tumblr.com/post/37781138/no-were-definitely-not-afraid-of-an-interoffice">tylerriewer</a></p>http://kevinroyden.tumblr.com/post/37782072http://kevinroyden.tumblr.com/post/37782072Mon, 09 Jun 2008 16:37:13 -0500<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/bGjfANdAGa10daqyeFNypxLr_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I was in Kansas City last weekend and picked up a can of Cocaine. Since they don’t sell this in Nebraska and we work with Red Bull, I thought it to be a worthy investment.</p> <p>VERDICT: Tastes like carbonated cough syrup. <i>Best Choice</i> cough syrup.</p>http://kevinroyden.tumblr.com/post/37768688http://kevinroyden.tumblr.com/post/37768688Mon, 09 Jun 2008 14:30:00 -0500<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/bGjfANdAG9tmt2fzHDDabMrp_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>After the awfulness of The Village and Lady in the Water, I was hoping M. Night’s The Happening would be an R-rated awesome fest.</p> <p>Early reviews are disheartening let alone what the streets have to say.</p>http://kevinroyden.tumblr.com/post/37158447http://kevinroyden.tumblr.com/post/37158447Wed, 04 Jun 2008 10:37:00 -0500<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/aGkz4XFcZ9sa378yTypIP2ry_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://kitsunenoir.com/blog/2008/06/02/concepts-x-nike-sb-lobster-dunk-low/">Nike SB Lobster Dunk Low</a></p> <p>Lobster-themed Nikes including rubber bands on the toe, butter-colored laces, and a tablecloth pattern on the inside.</p> <p>(via <a href="http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/37035888/nike-sb-lobster-dunk-low-lobster-themed-nikes">bullshit</a>)</p>http://kevinroyden.tumblr.com/post/37036519http://kevinroyden.tumblr.com/post/37036519Tue, 03 Jun 2008 11:57:00 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxJtzzOx534"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/uxJtzzOx534" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><b>Gonzo: The Life and Work of Dr. Hunter S. Thompson.</b></p> <p>From Oscar-wining director Alex Gibney and producer Graydon Carter comes a probing look into the uncanny life of national treasure and gonzo journalism inventor Dr. Hunter S. Thompson.</p> <p>How frickin’ great is this going to be? </p>http://kevinroyden.tumblr.com/post/36936098http://kevinroyden.tumblr.com/post/36936098Mon, 02 Jun 2008 16:43:04 -0500<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/bGjfANdAG9qqckkthKfaG1xa_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I bet George was pissed when they ran the correction.</p> <p>via barticus </p>http://kevinroyden.tumblr.com/post/36895424http://kevinroyden.tumblr.com/post/36895424Mon, 02 Jun 2008 09:53:06 -0500